Fun, functional, and funny “Trash Item but it’s you! D:” Throw Blanket will make you the happiest Stardew Valley fan! This original “Trash Item” design features a large, pixel-perfect tin can with the classic Stardew Valley font and a surprised, winking, or blushing “you” stitched into the breaking-the-4th-wall text. Self-deprecating in the best way, paying homage to the fanbase with a fishing hobby who get a soggy newspaper way more often than a fishing leg, it’s parody humor at its best!

This Stardew Throw Blanket is made of soft, brushed cotton flannel. Perfectly sized and appropriately lightweight, it will make an excellent throw for your couch, an old-school nostalgia piece on your gaming chair, or an ideal beach blanket for a farmer’s picnic. It’s also an excellent moving blanket because it’s cozy, it’s soft and surprisingly, it’s “trash”.

This gift perfectly embodies the Stardew community’s inside-joke camaraderie while also being a conversation starter. Wrap yourself in the delightful duality of a blanket that screams comfort while antagonizing the community’s most prominent inside-joke. Comfort has never felt so authentic.